Wonder Boots. Obviously a wardrobe essential for any web footed female. The ice and snow builds up quickly, making my partner a snoe shoeing obstacle as she stops mid-trail to knaw out the painful crustations.
Blaze Orange Reflective Super Cape. Capable of warding off hunters and speeding cars alike.
Side kick. Bullwinkle the Moose, courtesty of DCisME, stands watch as Super Dog naps. and naps. and naps some more.
John Updike wrote that "people who live in Maine need things like Pasta Makers." The quote went through my mind when I bought the wonder boots and the cape. Perhaps he was making light of the banality of yuppie life (which most Mainer's don't live). I don't think people in Maine desire or need things like pasta makers the way they desire or need things like long underwear. A good hat. Gortex boots. And the same goes for my dog.
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Kindly post the details on where to get Wonder boots :)
LLBean. I've also seen them available at most high end pet stores (up North, anyway).
And what do you tell George to say to other dogs when they make fun of her for wearing these things?
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